I Quote

I’ve always liked certain quotes, I like the paradoxical and funny way they are put forth. Here are a few that caught my eye…

Dont trust greeks with gifts.

If anything can go wrong, it will – Murphy’s Law

To err is human, but to really f*ck things up requires a computer – Law of Unreliability

Neutrality is a virtue of the indecisive – Me

Never wrestle with a pig, You both will get dirty but the pig will enjoy it.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

You always find something in the last place you look.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

China Grows because of its government and India inspite of it.

You will always find something  you are looking for, in the last place you are looking for it.

Most of us are atheists for most of the gods, some of us just go one god further.

Death is optional, pain is inevitable – Nagato (pain)

I’d give all wealth that years have piled,

The slow result of Life’s decay,

To be once more a little child

For one bright summer-day.

- Lewis Carroll

Be the change you  wish to see in the world – Mahathma Gandhi

If you can trust yourself when all

men doubt you,

But make allowance for their

doubting too;

…

If you can meet with Triumph and

Disaster

And treat the Imposters just the

same.

- Rudyard Kipling

  That which does not kill you makes you stronger. -Neitzsche

 

 

Its not the strongest of the species that survives,

nor the most intelligent,

but rather the one most adaptable to change.

-Charles Darwin

Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.

 

There are no fingers burnt, there are only lessons learnt. – pling